Help wanted!

Position: President of the united states of America.

Qualifications:

Must be able to perform duties without spying on the American public, running secret prisons, or outsourcing the use of torture.

Must be loyal to all Americans before Party, Big money holders, or people from other countries.

Must understand that Americans are more willing to accept the risk of freedom, then to loose them in the name of safety.

Must not be homophobic, raciest, sexiest, or derogatory to any American. Needs to understand that the constitution applies to all, not just the rich, or the acceptable.

Need to be able to reduce budget, while providing healthcare, and saving social security.

Needs to do the job while refraining from large ego’s, superiority complexes, or channeling evil dead dictators.

Must be willing to admit when wrong, and accept responsibility for those under you.

How to apply:

Submit your resume to every American, while refraining from mudslinging, name calling, and excepting bribes.